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Hoping You Move says:. Anon says:. Movving are dumb? You single guy moving to miami say that because you surround yourself with idiots. I know many intelligent people that live here in Miami.

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Any city in the world has its idiosyncrasies, its culture, its peculiarities and that makes it special, that makes so many people like it and others not so. Single guy moving to miami be generalized as you do, because it is narrow-minded, low cultural level and mediocre education understand that everything must be to your liking or parameters.

Sorry you had such a bad experience in your life, but your experience is a lack of openness and live under preconceptions and prejudices, surrounded by mediocre like you who can not see the good and educated people who also lives in Miami.

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